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Dont Touch Me Blankets

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Don't Touch Me Blanket Blanket

Don't Touch Me Blanket Blanket

Don't Touch Me. Show some class to go with that sass in this feisty quotes juxtaposed with a cute delicate floral design.

Don't Touch Me Blanket

Don't Touch Me Blanket

Don't touch me! Show some class to go with that sass in this feisty quotes juxtaposed with a cute sassy hedgehog blanket design.

Cute And Helpful But Don't Touch Me Blanket

Cute And Helpful But Don't Touch Me Blanket

Service animals are some of the cutest and friendlies animals around, but it's really important that you leave them alone when they're on the job!

Rawr Means Don't Touch Me In Dinosaur Blanket

Rawr Means Don't Touch Me In Dinosaur Blanket

There's a common misconception with what "rawr" real means. New scientific studies show that really means keep yourself! If you're looking for a cute punk feminist blanket, this dino is perfect for you! Show your radical side, and keep others hands at bay. This dinosaur blanket is sure to do the trick.

Don't Frog With Me Blanket

Don't Frog With Me Blanket

This is a soft warning, don't frog with me. don't mess with this frog, they mean business. Show off your tough side with this funny and cute, slightly threatening frog design.

Don't Stop Me-ow Blanket

Don't Stop Me-ow Blanket

Freddie Purr-cury! This cute Freddie Mercury/Queen cat parody is perfect for any cat fans! (like Freddie was himself!

Don't Make Me Ragequit Blanket

Don't Make Me Ragequit Blanket

Don't Make Me Ragequit! According to the dictionary, rage quitting is to angrily abandon an activity or pursuit that has become frustrating, especially the playing of a video game. To me, it's just a coping mechanism.

Just Buy My Pizza And Touch My Butt- vintage comics Blanket

Just Buy My Pizza And Touch My Butt- vintage comics Blanket

For those nerdy people who just want a few things there is this vintage comic inspired design for the nerd who likes retro things and pizza and just wants everyone to know all you want is for someone to buy you pizza and touch your butt.

Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff Blanket

Please Don't Make Me Do Stuff Blanket

Please dont make me do stuff, I wan't to lay around in my comfy blanket and watch tv all day. Speak your mind without devoting energy to actually speaking with this awesome blanket.

Donut Talk To Me Blanket

Donut Talk To Me Blanket

Read the shirt, pal. You think I'm down for your useless chatter? Oh no, honey-glazed; Think again. Grab this sweet, sassy design and let everyone know that you donut feel up for small talk.

Don't Tell Me To Smile Blanket Blanket

Don't Tell Me To Smile Blanket Blanket

Let this be your feminist battle cry as you wage war against the patriarchy. Tell the man that you are not here to smile at someone else's command.

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Please Leave Me And My Hermit Ass Alone Blanket

Seriously. Can't you see I'm doing good over here? Vibe with yourself and keep people you don't wanna deal with at a distance with this sassy hermit design!

Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Pretty (Raptor) Blanket

Feed Me and Tell Me I'm Pretty (Raptor) Blanket

Being part of a fierce raptor squad lead by a motorcycle riding, dinosaur taming hunk and fighting genetically modified T-Rexes is hard work! This twist on "feed me and tell me I'm pretty" features a beautiful smiling raptor asking to be pampered. Look that adorable man-eating predator in the eyes. Who could deny a face like that?

Sky Above Me, Earth Below Me, Fire Within Me Blanket

Sky Above Me, Earth Below Me, Fire Within Me Blanket

This case is adorned with the inspirational skyrim quote. Whenever life gets you down realize that you have the soul of a dragon and can do anything you put you mind to no matter how nerdy you are.

Don't Tell Me What To Do Blanket Blanket

Don't Tell Me What To Do Blanket Blanket

I'm a strong independent woman and I am in charge of my own life. I don't take orders from no man, so don't tell me to smile, don't tell me what to do at all. I can be as ferocious as a hissing cat.

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Blanket

Fish Want Me Men Fear Me Mermaid Blanket

Strike fear in the hearts of men and be surrounded by gorgeous fish with this funny portrait that captures the spirit of a very powerful sea creature.

Snake On Me Blanket

Snake On Me Blanket

Needless to say, I'm tongue and bends, but I'll be sliding away, slowly tasting dirt on my way.

Well Roll Me In Glitter And Call Me a Unicorn Blanket

Well Roll Me In Glitter And Call Me a Unicorn Blanket

Well roll me in glitter and call me a unicorn! Show your love for magic and sparkles with this cute unicorn design.

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Do Not Perceive Me Blanket

Leave me alone and let me be - even better, do not perceive me at all. This ironic, sassy design features the text, "Do Not Perceive Me" with a large smiley face staring blankly into space.

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

Blow Me Dandelion Blanket

I'm done dealing with you so bye! Be left alone with this funny "Blow Me" dandelion design. Perfect for feeling sassy, avoiding people, being petty and saying leave me alone!

One's Body Is Inviolable Subject To One's Own Will Blanket

One's Body Is Inviolable Subject To One's Own Will Blanket

Often times people are quick to judge things that they don't understand. True facts remain though, your body is your own, and it's your decision what you do with it. Baphomet respects your decisions, and supports you. If you're a radical feminist, this cute bapahomet shirt is sure to catch on to you're "don't touch me" vibes.

You Had Me at Merlot Blanket

You Had Me at Merlot Blanket

You Had Me at Merlot, if there's going to be wine there then I am in. If you love a nice glass of merlot this blanket is perfect for cozying up on the couch with your favorite wine.

Tie Me Up Daddy Blanket

Tie Me Up Daddy Blanket

Tie me up nice and tight, turn me into a pretty little gift! This naughty christmas gift is ready for the holidays. A little too excited for the ribbons and tensils, it seems.

Gas Me Up Bestie Blanket

Gas Me Up Bestie Blanket

Gas me up bestie! Show off your love for you bestie with this cute and funny " gas me up bestie" design! Perfect to hype up your bff with together!

Don't Look At Me Medusa Blanket

Don't Look At Me Medusa Blanket

Don't look at me or I'll turn you to stone. This greek mythology design features the text "Don't Look At Me" with an illustration of Medusa, perfect for a sassy nerd, lover of mythology, gorgons, and funny feminists!

Talk Hockey To Me Blanket Blanket

Talk Hockey To Me Blanket Blanket

Oh baby, I love it when you Talk Hockey To Me! Find someone else who speaks the language on your sofa or at the game with this cute red and pink blanket!

If You Really Love Me You'll Let Me Sleep Blanket

If You Really Love Me You'll Let Me Sleep Blanket

If you really love me you'll let me sleep. Your family, boyfriend or girlfriend knows what's best for you, and that's more time with your bed, pillows and blanket. Snuggle up, get your nap on and sleep in all day with this lazy inspired blanket.

Pick Me Daddy Blanket

Pick Me Daddy Blanket

Spring has sprung and all the flowers are thirsty to be picked and foraged! Forage away with this cute and funny, foraging, spring vibes, pick me daddy shirt design!

I Complete Me Blanket

I Complete Me Blanket

This funny design features the phrase "I complete me" and is perfect for people who don't need anyone or anything else to make their life complete. If you love yourself and you want the world to know it, this design is for you! Ideal for school, work, or anywhere you want to show people that you complete yourself!

Show Me Your Kitties Blanket

Show Me Your Kitties Blanket

Quit pussy footing around and just show me your kitties! Make your home or bedroom look fun, flirty and cute as a kitten and cuddle up with this purrfect cat blanket!

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